Spoiled Spud
 
While we don't condone selling off those who are needy and fussy, today we offer an exception: the Spoiled Spud!
 
Sculpted by hand and misguided parenting, the Spoiled Spud can no longer be made into fries or mashed potatoes.
Instead, we offer him to you with a newfound purpose!
 
Do you ever find yourself feeling down? One look at the Spoiled Spud will lift your spirits!
Know someone who's feeling picked on or cheated? Give them something else to worry about with a Spoiled Spud!
 
All-purpose, all-natural, 10 days past due- the Spoiled Spud is right for you!